asker

xoyvsstuffs asked: further fredcannon: over half of the coba units are also gem fans, and every saturday night they gather together with the commander and watch videos of gem performances using a snake shaped projector, school auditorium style

I AM DECREEING THIS TO BE FACT.

Could someone please start a RP blog for Sunbow-era Destro in his off-time?

I mean, not Destro being a weapons guy.  Destro in his private life,  with his everyday exasperations and complaints.

In an image:

image

Cobra Commander has locked himself in the bathroom.  I’ve offered repeatedly to explain how to unlock the door but he is too upset to listen to reason.  It appears he must have all taps running and is clearly confused. 

The Baroness offered to pick the lock to the bathroom door.  The Commander insists we contact Zartan immediately.  Zartan has been over for tea all afternoon, but is unwilling to assist after something he has repeatedly referred to as "last week’s jello salad incident".

This tea party is not going as well as expected.  We can hardly hear each other over this incessant screeching.  

The Baroness has gone against orders and unlocked the bathroom door.  Cobra Commander is still screaming and refuses to leave the bathroom, still insisting we contact Zartan.

Fredcannon:  Jem and the Holograms exist in the same universe as G. I. Joe.

Cobra Commander is a huge fanboy.  

Today’s themesong.

My parents commute home together after work.

Yesterday I learned that when Dad gets out earlier than Mom, he goes to this local boating showroom, boards the display houseboat, and TAKES A NAP ON THE DISPLAY BED.

There has never been a song that more accurately captured my understanding of human sexuality.

There is a restaurant down the road from my home called “Beaver Choice.”

What

SO THIS IS A REAL THING YOU CAN BUY:

THIS IS MY FACEBOOK ICON:

FOR THAT MATTER, MY TATTOO:


EXISTENTIAL TERROR COMMENCE.

I just got my new glasses and oh my god these are hella cool.

Nick if you are reading this and I’m gone it’s because I transcended this plane of existence to one notably more radical.

It’s been real.

sarkos:

fredworldproblems:

People who like Destro more than Cobra Commander are exactly the kind of people who scrape frosting off cupcakes before eating them.

I came here to eat frosting, and like Destro

Good luck doing that from NERD JAIL.