Man do I miss Oreo O’s.

The perfect balance of chocolate, breakfast, and sharp.

I’m not a good person but at least I have a well-thought-through terrorsquid.

BEYOND REANIMATOR IS A GOOD MOVIE YOU GUYS.

I’M DYING.

“Looka this skeleton it’s takin’ a shit, what’s up with that.”
You WISH you were as stylin’ as me right now.

Looka this skeleton it’s takin’ a shit, what’s up with that.”

You WISH you were as stylin’ as me right now.

Decepticon Joy Division would be the best cover band don’t kid yourself.

"How was your vacation?"

"How was your vacation?"

mrbutts:

true friendship is eating a sponge so you don’t disappoint your best friend’s mom

I ATE THAT WHOLE GODDAMN SPONGE.

So what’s your favorite star trek themed kraut synthpop yodelling rasta band?

One of my older posts about identifying as trans as been floating around recently.  When it’d been reblogged, asterisks after “trans” had been edited out.  It’d been reblogged as a positive example of writing about the trans experience, so it obviously meant something to someone who wasn’t me.  I just really wish someone would have asked me before editing and publishing it.

CUT FOR LOTS AND LOTS OF TRANS.

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That magical moment when you realize that every character in your science fiction universe is either nonbinary or agender.

They are also squids. And lizards.

This is relatable.   I promise.