There is a restaurant down the road from my home called “Beaver Choice.”

What

SO THIS IS A REAL THING YOU CAN BUY:

THIS IS MY FACEBOOK ICON:

FOR THAT MATTER, MY TATTOO:


EXISTENTIAL TERROR COMMENCE.

I just got my new glasses and oh my god these are hella cool.

Nick if you are reading this and I’m gone it’s because I transcended this plane of existence to one notably more radical.

It’s been real.

sarkos:

fredworldproblems:

People who like Destro more than Cobra Commander are exactly the kind of people who scrape frosting off cupcakes before eating them.

I came here to eat frosting, and like Destro

Good luck doing that from NERD JAIL.

I had to write a note at work: 

"THE REAGENT KNOWN AS VITAMIN D IS NOT IN THE PLACE DESIGNATED TO BE THE PLACE TO STORE THE REAGENT KNOWN AS VITAMIN D.  THE ONES KNOWN AS WAREHOUSE GUYS MUST BE NOTIFIED SO THAT MORE OF THE REAGENT KNOWN AS VITAMIN D WILL BE BROUGHT TO THE PLACE THAT THE REAGENT KNOWN AS VITAMIN D SHOULD BE."

I know who I work for.

People who like Destro more than Cobra Commander are exactly the kind of people who scrape frosting off cupcakes before eating them.

monobey:

wellthatsjustprime:

im gonna touch u with my juice covered hands

git outta my face dweeb

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JUICE HANDS ATTACK

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NOT JUICE, IT’S BUTTERSCOTCH!!!!!!!

THIS GODDAMN BAND, BY THE WAY

It’s probably nonsensical but you guys have no IDEA how much Broni Friendzoni infuriates me, as a New Jersey guido.  

I mean, I have some self-awareness here.  Being compared to Jersey Shore?  Whatev, this happens enough times.  Realizing I lost a great uncle in a “tragic rollerskating accident”?  That’s life.  Having an uncle Vinnie? Seriously.

BUT I HAVE SOME LAST SHRED OF DIGNITY.  And maaaaaan it’s gotta be not having even the lightest of ties to the kind of “nice guy”, friend-zoning, fedora-wearing shitstains I’ve fought against my entire life. 

TLDR, even guidos don’t want to be affiliated with asshat bronies.

but omg is that silver eyeshadow?? :D

YOU KNOW IT IS!